Some chef is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Serving up some chicken that's undone
There's nothin' we can do

On the road I found a nice cafe'
With some Georgia friends
Didn't know I'd soon be entertained
By Sal Monella and the Pathogens

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

Some chefs will cook their chicken great
But some just don't cook it that long
I rolled the dice and I ordered some
But things just came out wrong

This night is gonna last forever
Last all, last all summer long
In the early mornin' when my food comes up
The porcelain gods are gonna hear my song

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
From a bad chicken bite
So turn on the light
My intestines aren't right
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know

Some chef is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Serving up some chicken that's undone
There's nothin' we can do

On the road I found a nice cafe'
With some Georgia friends
Didn't know I'd soon be entertained
By Sal Monella and the Pathogens

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

We can sanitize the kitchen
And can educate the cooks
Maybe try irradiation
But either way, there's gonna be

A stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, oh, I know
There'll be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know