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Carl Winter has been nicknamed the " Sinatra of Salmonella, the Elvis of E. coli."
Those are apt titles for the sorta-rocking toxicologist with the University of California at
Davis who is having some musical fun with a serious subject, food safety.
Winter, director of the university's FoodSafe program and a sometimes lecturer in the central
San Joaquin Valley, is getting national attention because of his musical
spoof: "Stayin' Alive: A hearty Helping of Food Follies and
Science Serenades."
His take on "Ghostbusters"; is called "Foodbusters" and has the refrain
"I ain't afraid of no roast."
The 40-year-old Winter turns "Surfin USA" into "Clonin' DNA" on his
self-produced, self-financed compact disc.
"Beat It" becomes "Eat It."
Instead of "I want my MTV" as the mantra on "Money for Nothing," Winter
warbles: "I want my Ph.D."
Lemme tell you them profs ain't dumb.
Maybe get a blister on their typing finger.
Maybe get a blister on their typing thumb
Winter did the CD for fun, a way to liven things up a bit during interaction with academic
colleagues and food professionals. "This has taken me by surprise," he said, "how
much interest there is in this on the part of schoolteachers....It may have a greater utility than
I considered."
Bear in mind that this educator--who appears on the cover of the compact disc in John Travolta
disco style with an upward-thrust hamburger--has a Ph.D. and has testified before such august
bodies as a U.S. Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry.
His work has brought him to the Valley to speak--not sing--with growers about pesticide use
and other matters. Winter has a long list of publications in serious professional and academic
journals.
Winter describes his areas of academic interest as: "toxicological consequences
of pesticide residues and other contaminants in foods, including risk assessment; regulation
and public policy of pesticide residues and contaminants; naturally occurring food toxins;
bio-analytical toxicology."
Rock on.
Here's another sample from his CD, based on the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive":
Don't want hepatitis or that gastroenteritis.
I'm just stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Scrubbin' off my veggies and I'm
Heatin' all my burgers up to 185, 185.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive...
"This (the music) is definitely a hobby," Winter said. "I love my day job,
which is good, considering that I am vocally challenged."
Winter does not pretend his compact disc compares in production value with the likes of the
food tune frolics of Weird Al Yankovic.
"He (Winter) produced it in his spare bedroom with a synthesizer, for goodness sakes,"
said Bernadine Ferguson, a fan and chairwoman of the San Joaquin Valley subsection of the
national Institute of Food Technologists.
She's not kidding. The label shows a copyright for "Spare Bedroom Studios, Davis."
Ferguson's group brought Winter to Fresno last month where he performedbefore about 60
members of the food industry and related professions.
"Everybody had a great time singing along and boogieing to the music," Ferguson said.
Earlier, Winter performed at a national meeting of the group in Chicago.
Future gigs call on him to perform in late March at the Hard Rock Cafe in Baltimore, Md.,
before the Maryland section of the Institute of Food Technologists. He'll also entertain
the Puget Sound section in Seattle before playing at a food safety summit in Washington, D.C.
"For the food professional, it's entirely entertaining," Ferguson said. "But it also gets the message
of food safety across to kids without boring them to death. It's the idea of 'Let's have a little
fun while we learn these things.'"
Winter said thousands of visitors to the university's FoodSafe Web site use his music portion of
the site to listen to some of the tunes, then follow links from there to more serious subject matter.
The site can be accessed on the Internet at foodsafe.ucdavis.edu.
One of the stops on the site reads: "The CDs are free, although donations for singing lessons
are encouraged. Please send requests to: Carl K. Winter, Food Science and Technology, University of
California, One Shields Ave., Davis, CA 95616."
Winter said nearly 500 of the discs have been distributed and he plans to have another 500 made.
Winter played for several bands in Davis while attending college. "I got away from the music when
I got into advanced education and started a family."
He purchased a synthesizer, discovered he could become a one-person band and used ear phones
so his playing wouldn't rile his wife and two sons.
The end result is a combination of food for thought and fun.
From a song based on "YMCA":
It's fun to work with the USDA.
It's fun to work with the USDA.
They are everything
An agency can be.
They look out for you and me.
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