FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Beware La Vaca Loca
In the style of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"


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It might be superstition
Maybe nothing at all
From what happened in Great Britain
Mad cows could make me fall

The scientists they just aren't certain
What causes BSE
Whether virus or a prion
I don't want CJD

Messes up your nervous system
As it makes you go insane
Who ever thought a crazy cow
Could put you through such pain
As it rots away your brain

Upside inside out
Beware la vaca loca
It'll push and pull you down
Beware la vaca loca
It could happen here
That's what I heard on Oprah
It could wipe you out
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca

There's never been a case here
And I hope there never will
For ten years we've closed our border
Keeping bad meat off our grill

I worry about a mishap
That would surely be a shame
'Cause if its in your hamburger
You'll never be the same
As it rots away your brain

Upside inside out
Beware la vaca loca
It'll push and pull you down
Beware la vaca loca
It could happen here
That's what I heard on Oprah
It could wipe you out
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca

Messes up your nervous system
as it makes you go insane
Who ever thought a crazy cow
Could put you through such pain
As it rots away your brain

Upside inside out
Beware la vaca loca
It'll push and pull you down
Beware la vaca loca
It could happen here
That's what I heard on Oprah
It could wipe you out
Beware la vaca loca

Upside inside out
Beware la vaca loca
It'll push and pull you down
Beware la vaca loca
It could happen here
That's what I heard on Oprah
It could wipe you out
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca
Beware la vaca loca