FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Bring Back Delaney
In the style of Rocky Horror Picture Show's "Time Warp"


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It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, to what I will tell you
The law is out of control

I remember, before FQPA
Things seemed a bit insane
But now I look back
And I find myself calling:
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Bring back Delaney again

It was endorsed by the left
It was endorsed by the right
Put your hands on your head
'Cause EPA's not right
It's their interpretation
That really drives you insane

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Bring back Delaney again
When on paper, it looked like a savior
Something Congress couldn't resist
The 10x factor's a recipe for disaster
Creating risks that don't exist

And when you aggregate,
You're sure to aggravate
Things will never be the same
For child protection
There's misdirection
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Bring back Delaney again

Bring back Delaney again
Bring back Delaney again

It was endorsed by the left
It was endorsed by the right
Put your hands on your head
'Cause EPA's not right
It's their interpretation
That really drives you insane
Bring back Delaney again
Bring back Delaney again