FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Clonin' DNA
In the style of The Beach Boys''s "Surfin' U.S.A."


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If everybody had a lab bench
Across the U.S.A.
They'd be cranking out products
Nearly every day
You'd see them waving their test tubes
Just like Genetics 1A
Everybody's gone clonin’
Clonin’ DNA

Flavr Savr tomato
Roundup resistant soy
Bovine somatotropin
Isn't it a joy?
Keep an eye out for Rifkin
or the P.E.T.A.
They don't want you clonin’
Clonin’ DNA

Got a brand new strand here
I'm sure we'll replicate
Soon we'll have the sequence
We can hardly wait
Pairing up those bases
Of course there's T and A
We get all excited
Clonin’ DNA

We're looking for expression
We're gonna have it quick
Playing in that helix
Thank you Watson and Crick
All over the genome
Put on your lab coat and stay
Everybody’s gone clonin’
Clonin’ DNA