FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Don't Get Sicky Wit It
In the style of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It"


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Haha, aha,
What, what, what, what
On your mark ready set let's go
Got a PHD better listen to me
If you don't watch out its RIP
Careful with your food, don't get sicky wit it
Hey that's it take a look at the stats
From CDC they're some pretty smart cats
Each year in the states lots of folks be illin'
CDC says 'bout 76 million

Burgers, chicken, part of our nutrition
If you don't know what you're doin you might need a mortician
Little tiny bugs;the eye can't see
Salmonella, clostridium, and one called E.
Coli they're all bacteria
Like listeria you'll feel inferior
Those bugs'll do a number on your interior
Careful with your food, don't get sicky wit it

Chorus:
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana

You don't wanna get sick, you know that's true
Let the E. coli Elvis tell ya what you can do
Follow what I say hey it ain't so hard
And you won be needin' no get well card
When you're bakin' some chicken or frying some meat
Gotta cook it long enough and use enough heat
To kill the bugs, nuke 'em all the way through
Gotta get to them before they get you

Chill it in the fridge till it's time to prepare
When it's rare, beware, handle it with care
Take the time to separate
don't contaminate, or use the same plate
With your other food you might mix the juices
And give bacteria excuses
To cause some digestive abuses
Careful with your food, don't get sicky wit it

Chorus:
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana

Remember these tips for sanitation
Else you'll need hospitalization
If its leftover, you got the power
To get it in the fridge within two hour
Wash the counter with soap and water
When you're done with that then you oughta
Do the same with your hands, 20 seconds is the plan
Careful with your food, don't get sicky wit it

That'll help you out when you cook at home
But what should you do when you're on the roam?
Fast food, eatin' out, BK or Mickey D's
Keep a lookout for McColi with cheese
Open up your burger, take a look inside
If it's pink, raise a stink, bring it back, you could'a died
Woman or man gotta do what you can
Careful with your food, don't get sicky wit it

Chorus:
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana
don't get sicky wit it
Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana