FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Eat It
In the style of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"


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Why must you be such a sickly young man,
Existing on granola and some powdered bran,
I'll give you my advice, cause you need a better plan,
Just eat it, just eat it.

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate,
I just don’t think your food fears really carry weight,
What bothers me more is what's left on your plate,
So eat it.

Don't tell me you're scared

Just eat it, eat it
A burger's just fine if you heat it,
Have a green salad, have a cup of tea,
The best you can do is eat variety

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

You get your info from those talk show docs,
You'll never touch a burger from Jack-in-the-Box,
You're scared of your food from your head to your socks,
So eat it, just eat it.

You're always telling me organic's the way,
But then you never tell me just how much you pay,
I doubt that you can even afford your five-a-day,
So eat it

Else you'll make yourself sick

Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it.
There may be microbes, and some residue,
But missing out on food’s the worst thing you can do

Just eat it, eat it
If it's bad you'll excrete it.
Food isn't perfect, there may be a risk,
But if you don't eat, your life will be brisk,

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

Just eat it, eat it,
Starving ain't no way to beat it,
Have some potatoes, and some cooked squid,
Keep an eye on the Food Guide Pyramid.

Just eat it, eat it,

A burger's just fine if you heat it,
Have a green salad, have a cup of tea,
The best you can do is eat variety

Just eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.