FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Feelin' All Right
In the style of Joe Crocker's "Feelin' All Right"


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Got this craving for some potato chips
Longing for that greasy feel on my lips
But I'm careful what I eat cause I watch my waist
Tiring of that low-fat grub that's got no taste
These new Olestra chips they've caught my eye
No matter what folks say, they're worth a try

Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects
Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects

CSPI don't like 'em, that's for sure
They say unnatural oils just aren't pure
Essential vitamins aren't well absorbed
And it don't make sense just to add some more
They say Olean's the wrong name; should be O'leak
If you eat enough you're sure to leave a streak

Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects
Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects

Been eatin' WOW chips now for about a week
And I'm pleased to say my shorts, they don't reek
The taste is good although the price is high
But I'm gainin' weight and I just don't know why
Lemme check the nutrition label, if you please
They've got no fat but there's still calories

Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects
Feelin' all right
Not feelin' no side effects