Food Irradiation
In the style of Little Eva's "Do the Locomotion"

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The FDA has taken a brand new stance now
Now that they've approved irradiation
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
Come on baby, food irradiation
It's a simple process, you can do it with ease
It's sure to put a damper on foodborne disease
So come on, come on, do irradiation with me

It's got a scary name now
But don't worry
Your food, it won't glow
And if you're really in the know

Do it on your chicken and your fresh ground beef now
Come on baby, food irradiation
Wiping out bacteria should give some relief now
Come on baby, food irradiation
There's never been a process that's so easy to try
A little bit of cobalt and the microbes die
Come on, come on, do irradiation with me

The media accounts are full of contradiction
Come on baby, food irradiation
The arguments of activists are science fiction
Come on baby, food irradiation
It's a simple method to protect ourselves
And fruits and veggies could last longer on our shelves
So come on, come on, do irradiation with me

C'mon baby, food irradiation
C'mon baby, do irradiation
C'mon baby, food irradiation
C'mon baby, do irradiation