FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Frank N. Foode
In the style of Chuck Barry's "Johnny B. Goode"


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Way down in Louisiana out by New Orleans
They're growin' cotton plants using high tech genes
The farmers all spray Roundup when they get the chance
And everything is dyin' 'cept the cotton plants
Lots of folks in Europe and some from USA
Don't trust biotech and this is what they say

No no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no,
no GMO no no, no Frankenfood

With herbicide resistance, terminator genes
The terminology's frightening to most human beings
They're worried that the safety testing's not complete
And folks are taking risks with every bite they eat
Give consumers labels 'cuz its what they need
The only thing preventing it is corporate greed

No no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no,
no GMO no no, no Frankenfood

They say this new technology has got to go
We heard 'em loud and clear at the WTO
Proponents of the industry say give it a chance
But they're accused of capitalistic arrogance
Some think their fears give them the right to vandalize
You see 'em smashing out McWindows 'cuz of biotech fries

No no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no, no GMO no no,
no GMO no no, no Frankenfood