FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Keep it Cool
In the style of Santana's "Smooth"


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Man it's a hot one
You'll eat your lunch under the midday sun
And while there's no fridge that can be seen anywhere
Your lunch stays so cool

It's insulated
You keep your lunch box where it's shaded
There's a reason for freezin'
Cuz the risks you'll remove, yeah

And though I don't want to put fear in ya
Better watch out for bacteria
Gotta chill your lunch so you don't play the fool
Keep it so cool

And if your sandwich has chicken, mayo, egg, cheese, or meat
You better take some precautions so it's still safe to eat
Freeze your juice or use a cold pack so you keep out the heat
Now keep your lunch cool, pack it right, or else forget about it

But I'll tell you one thing
It's sure not fun to get food poisoning
With every breath, and every move you just feel so down and out
Just cut the heat supply
Most germs need warmth for them to multiply
So keep them chillin' and you won't be illin'
And lunch will be safe and sound

And though I don't want to put fear in ya
Better watch out for bacteria
Gotta chill your lunch so you don't play the fool
Keep it so cool

And if your sandwich has chicken, mayo, egg, cheese, or meat
You better take some precautions so it's still safe to eat
Freeze your juice or use a cold pack so you keep out the heat
Now keep your lunch cool, pack it right, or else forget about it

And if your sandwich has chicken, mayo, egg, cheese, or meat
You better take some precautions so it's still safe to eat
Freeze your juice or use a cold pack so you keep out the heat
Now keep your lunch cool, pack it right, or else forget about it