FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Political Hay
A Carl Winter original


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Consumers, here's some news for you
We don't like chemical residue
Forget those things the experts say
There's poisons in your five-a-day

We need not focus on the facts
It's justified 'cause EPA's too lax
We'll invent ourselves a "scare-of-the-day"
As we plant some seeds of political hay
We've got a bumper crop of political hay

We don't let science get in our way
We need no journals to share our views
As long as we get on Headline News

We've got a bumper crop of political hay
Our real target is the EPA
Consumer fears, we'll raise a few
And we don't give a hoot about peer review

We'll say your kids are like Snow White
They might get sick from just one bite
We'll say we're helping Mom and Dad
And if their kids don't eat, that's just too bad

We'll harvest up some scary fears
That tug on hearts and lead to tears
And with those tears we'll find a way
To irrigate our crop of hay

CHORUS:
We've got a bumper crop of political hay
We don't let science get in our way
We need no journals to share our views
As long as we get on Headline News

We've got a bumper crop of political hay
Our real target is the EPA
Consumer fears, we'll raise a few
And we don't give a hoot about peer review