FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Rat Number 49
In the style of The Clovers's "Love Potion Number Nine"


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It was the spring of 1980
We were dosing rats with methyl mercury
My classmates said things were gonna be fine,
but then I found out about
Rat Number 49

The observations said it's really mean,
Toughest Sprague-Dawley there had ever been
The thought sent shivers up and down my spine,
That I'd have to work with
Rat Number 49

I looked at it, it snarled at me, and showed me its rage
A million things I'd rather do than reach in that cage
I didn't have a choice so I covered my skin,
I held my breath, I said a prayer, I reached on in
It's clear to see just why I had such fright
It started biting every thing in sight
And now I know that the others weren't a-lyin'
You'd better watch out for
Rat Number 49

I held my breath, I said a prayer, I reached on in
It's clear to see just why I had such fright
It started biting everything in sight
And now I know that the others weren't a-lyin'
You'd better watch out for
Rat Number 49
Rat Number 49
Rat Number 49