FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

Stomachache Tonight
In the style of The Eagles's "Heartache Tonight"


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Some chef is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Serving up some chicken that's undone
There's nothin' we can do

On the road I found a nice cafe'
With some Georgia friends
Didn't know I'd soon be entertained
By Sal Monella and the Pathogens

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

Some chefs will cook their chicken great
But some just don't cook it that long
I rolled the dice and I ordered some
But things just came out wrong

This night is gonna last forever
Last all, last all summer long
In the early mornin' when my food comes up
The porcelain gods are gonna hear my song

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
From a bad chicken bite
So turn on the light
My intestines aren't right
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know

Some chef is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Serving up some chicken that's undone
There's nothin' we can do

On the road I found a nice cafe'
With some Georgia friends
Didn't know I'd soon be entertained
By Sal Monella and the Pathogens

There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

We can sanitize the kitchen
And can educate the cooks
Maybe try irradiation
But either way, there's gonna be

A stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know, oh, I know
There'll be a stomachache tonight
A stomachache tonight, I know