FOOD SAFETY - MICROBIAL
Don't Get Sicky Wit It
Don't Be a Gambler
Food Irradiation
I Will Survive
Keep it Cool
Mantenga Bien la Comida
Stomachache Tonight
We are the Microbes
You Better Wash Your Hands

FOOD SAFETY - GENERAL
A Case of Norwalk
Fifty Ways to Eat Your Oysters
Stayin' Alive
U.S.D.A.
Who Left the Food Out

HEALTH & NUTRITION
Eat it
Jump
Veggie Believer

MAD COW DISEASE
Beware La Vaca Loca

PESTICIDES
Bring Back Delaney
I Sprayed it on the Grapevine
Political Hay

OLESTRA
Feelin' All Right

BIOTECH
Clonin' DNA
Frank N. Foode
Still Seems Like Food to Me

TOXICOLOGY
Rat Number 49

ACADEMIC LIFE
Money for Nothing

We Are the Microbes
In the style of Queen's "We Are the Champions"


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Buddy you're a young man, dumb man, careless
And you're gonna make someone quite sick someday
You got spores on your plate
They'll incubate
There's trouble if you cross-contaminate

Microbes they might kill you
Microbes they might kill you

Toilin' with the fast food, bad mood, careless
It don't matter if those burgers stay pink inside
Servin' up a storm
With coliform
0157's deadly if it don't get warm

Microbes they might kill you
Microbes they might kill you
Microbes they might kill you
Microbes they might kill you

We're always the targets
We evoke lots of fear
Bombarded with chlorine, pH, gamma rays
To make us disappear

But we're naturally occurring
Nature pulls our reins
And when there's trouble
We mutate into really virulent strains

We are the microbes, my friend
And we'll keep dividing
Till the end
We are the microbes
We are the microbes
No time for chlorine
Cause we are the microbes
In your food

We'll mess up your kidneys
GI damage we'll do
We go by clostridium, E. coli, salmonella
Just to mention a few

We like sprouts and lettuce
Salami and stew
You'll find us on chicken, soft cheeses, fruit juices
and hamburgers too

We are the microbes, my friend
And we'll keep dividing
Till the end
We are the microbes
We are the microbes
No time for chlorine
Cause we are the microbes

We are the microbes, my friend
And we'll keep dividing
Till the end
We are the microbes
We are the microbes
No time for chlorine
Cause we are the microbes
In your food